This excites me.

Me too! And what that says about the state of my life I don't want to know....

"Hey, you look like you could use a good paying job that lets you sleep in. Wanna come work for me?"

If this ever happens can you tell me where, when and any other details that might help this occur to me too... Sadly, like you I don't think it's ever going to happen, which is a shame because it would certainly help.

Everyday I favour that running away from reality idea a bit more...